I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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