I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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