i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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