so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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