dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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