New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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