apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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