***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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