I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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