I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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