i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
