when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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