Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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