Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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