blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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