i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
