If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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