I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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