So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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