Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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