You surviving the open bar?
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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