i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
