I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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