Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You can't motorboat a personality
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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