2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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