It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
