Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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