Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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