I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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