I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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