the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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