: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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