do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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