How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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