Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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