Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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