do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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