Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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