my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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