Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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