I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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