Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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