Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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