i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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