sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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