the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
