I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
As shirtless as possible
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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