fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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