is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
And then my night got REAL pukey
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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