He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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