whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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