So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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