Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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