Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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